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[Hey, a little more nerve never hurt anyone, probably. That and she just sounds exhausted.]

Maybe 'cause not everyone feels the same way about that kind of thing, god knows enough people have been called slurs for even thinking about doing something with someone else if they haven't been together for long, aren't married, that kind of shit. Even in the year I'm from, that's still kind of a thing from time-to-time.

More I guess it's I just don't wanna fuck up a good thing? Dunno.

That's not limited to humans....I don't understand why expressions of intimacy can be seen as so offensive. But time doesn't have anything to do with love or sex. They're both beautiful things that can blossom in a moment as easily as they can in a decade.

I'm sure you won't. You're already concerned about making sure your lover enjoys herself, that means she's important to you.

[Right. Deep breaths. Keep calm. It's fine. This is fine.]

How stupid does it sound that I'm more concerned about her finding out I'm a fuckin' fraud and all talk but no game? Or finding out I'm actually kind of a shitty person, actually. [Even if she isn't, really. At the core.]

Of course you aren't. That sort of person wouldn't be so worried about falling short in the eyes of someone they care about.

Just use your tongue everywhere, you'll do fine.

[ROSE. PLEASE.

Though it does get an actual laugh out of her.]

Oh my god, is it that simple?

You certainly can't go wrong that way!

I know Greg makes me crazy over and over again with his tongue. And I've never heard any complaints on my end. And I've licked a lot of humans!

[Give her a second, that last line is way too good and she's really trying her best to not bust out laughing again. At least it eases the tension a bit.]

We talkin' platonic licking or are we talking a sexier kind of licking? Come on now, you can't leave a girl hanging like this!

Oh, I thought we were talking about sex!

[Rose assumed what she meant was very clear.]

I mean, we were... are... just wanted to make sure.

[God, this gets more interesting the longer it goes.]

You know, why not, since we're here. You got any little tips and tricks to share with someone way outta their element here?

Oh I've had sex with lots more humans than just Greg! But Greg's the only human I've ever married.

[She's loved other humans, very much, but...Greg is something special, even so.]

Like what?

[This is honestly cute, even if a little weird to her.]

Mmm. Let's just say I'm full fucking dumb when it comes to this sorta thing, start me off slow. Most of the dudes I've fucked around with before were... more the kind keen on just having a whole to fuck and that's it, you know?

Oh. That's so sad.

Hmm. Well, there's no reason to rush. You're exploring something all new, you'll both appreciate it if you take your time. Human bodies are so sensitive and responsive!

[She might be writing this down in her own dumb way, don't mind her.]

Maybe it'll be the one time I have some patience with something, who fuckin' knows. [Patience is a virtue she's not all together familiar with in the first place. Though, she does wonder something.]

Iiiii take it this whole... thing... won't get word going around, right? [Meaning please god, don't tell her girlfriend shit about this.]

Patience is rewarding! It's not about getting to a destination, every part's just as important and enjoyable. Sometimes just lying together and softly touching each other can be the most wonderful thing in the world.

Why would it?

Never been real good with waiting for things. But, hey, I'll certainly try my best at it for once.

[Oh, she just wants to internally scream for a second.]

... If you don't know why, then it doesn't matter.

I don't think you'll have any trouble taking it slowly. It feels amazing taking your time to learn your lover's body, finding all those places they really like to be touched, drawing it out until your both going absolutely crazy with all the building sensations...

[Just ignore that soft hint of a whine, it's fine. This is fine.]

Goddammit, I should probably call her... Man. I really need some downtime from this stupid journey shit anyway, I guess, since I got done punching Kanto in the face. So we'll. See. How that goes. Probably. Maybe.

I'm sure it will all go just the way it should. Don't think so much about it, you'll know what feels right in the moment.

Oh! But music can help! A comfortable mood is always a good idea when it comes to romantic sex.

There's one small problem with that music thing. One. Small. Problem.

[She's switching to video for a brief second and just showing a picture of a Null staring at her.]

Hey, you wanna say something?

[It sure is opening its mouth to say something and that's just fucking talk radio.]

That. That's a problem.

Oh you have a Null! I have one of those!

Well...maybe try a radio, instead? Or just make your own music - that's what Greg and I do.

Mostly, I swear to god or whatever, that this bastard knows how to get out of his ball.

Somehow.

Some way.

And it's always fucking talk radio.

Oh, I'd be sure to make sure he's secured or otherwise busy when you have sex! It's such a bother having to stop when Pokemon interrupt.

If nothing else, I'll just find a fucking way. Like, I dunno, probably Butterball could keep him restrained somehow. Psychic types or some shit...

[Your Slowking is the WORST, but sure.]

It's like having a pet, but one that could kill someone.

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