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[lifebloomsanew]

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[strings_theory]

[Just ignore that soft hint of a whine, it's fine. This is fine.]

Goddammit, I should probably call her... Man. I really need some downtime from this stupid journey shit anyway, I guess, since I got done punching Kanto in the face. So we'll. See. How that goes. Probably. Maybe.

[lifebloomsanew]

I'm sure it will all go just the way it should. Don't think so much about it, you'll know what feels right in the moment.

Oh! But music can help! A comfortable mood is always a good idea when it comes to romantic sex.

[strings_theory]

There's one small problem with that music thing. One. Small. Problem.

[She's switching to video for a brief second and just showing a picture of a Null staring at her.]

Hey, you wanna say something?

[It sure is opening its mouth to say something and that's just fucking talk radio.]

That. That's a problem.

[lifebloomsanew]

Oh you have a Null! I have one of those!

Well...maybe try a radio, instead? Or just make your own music - that's what Greg and I do.

[strings_theory]

Mostly, I swear to god or whatever, that this bastard knows how to get out of his ball.

Somehow.

Some way.

And it's always fucking talk radio.

[lifebloomsanew]

Oh, I'd be sure to make sure he's secured or otherwise busy when you have sex! It's such a bother having to stop when Pokemon interrupt.

[strings_theory]

If nothing else, I'll just find a fucking way. Like, I dunno, probably Butterball could keep him restrained somehow. Psychic types or some shit...

[Your Slowking is the WORST, but sure.]

It's like having a pet, but one that could kill someone.